Katie Z - the "lawyer" who can barely read

Wowza, that was one doozy of a press conference. It was sadly like a high school speech, written and performed, by a first-time public speaker.

The minutes dragged on, like watching a car accident in slow motion. Little eye contact, chopped speech pattern, lack of awareness for what topics came next, the awkward smile of unpreparedness. All these are the hallmark of someone who hasn't done much public speaking. Which is ironic for someone whose title is Press Secretary - for the Whitehouse, not SomeTown Middle School.

Well, maybe now she'll have lots of time to prepare for the bar, since she has years of "corporate lawyering" under her belt already. I'm sure she'll be in demand as a lawyer (or rigorous researcher lol).